You Blew Me Up You Bastard

If you're killed by an act of terrorism, the newspapers and television stations will use whatever photo they can. From graduation, your holiday snaps, or if you're really unlucky, CCTV.

None of these express the anger, the rage, even the disappointment your disembodied spirit will feel at having your life untimely snuffed out.

That's where YouBlewMeUpYouBastard.com comes in. We'll store a photo of you, giving it large at the terrorists what done you in, and in the event of your body being blown to bits by a suicide bomber, we'll supply your disgusted image to all news services.

Richard, London, UK. "Is that all you've got?"

So don't let your death stop you telling the terrorists how much they stink. Contact YouBlewMeUpYouBastard.com