Wednesday, July 27, 2005

World Stupidity Awards

It was a night of suspense and absolute idiocy as the World Stupidity Awards awarded achievement in ignorance and stupidity in one of the hottest ticket's at Montreal's Just for Laughs Festival Friday night.

While there were surprises, US president George W. Bush and Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton dominated the evening, with Hilton taking the Stupidest Woman of the Year category and Bush winning for Stupidest Statement for his comment: "They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we. "

Some of the others winners include:
  • Conservative columnist Ann Coulter won the award as Stupidest Man of the Year. She beat out Bush, U.S. Senator John Kerry, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman and Players Association director Bob Goodenow, and former Ukrainian president Leonid Kuchma.
  • Ashlee Simpson's lip-synching performance on Saturday Night Live for Dumbest Moment of the Year
  • Crystal meth for Stupidest Trend of the Year
  • North Korean dictator Kim Jong for Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet
  • Fox News for Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance


And John Gibson is still a twunt

http://www.stupidityawards.com/winners.html

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