Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Word of the Day

Word of the Day for Tuesday July 26, 2005

indelible \in-DEL-uh-buhl\, adjective:
  1. That cannot be removed, erased, or washed away.
  2. Making marks that cannot easily be removed or erased.
  3. Incapable of being forgotten; memorable.
It was part of his image, indelible as the ink stains under the breast pocket.
--Mark Childress, Gone for Good

In a sense, these years were like a blur of hunger, a time without roots or a sense of stability that made an indelible mark and colored his every move years later.
--Marcos Bretón and José Luis Villegas, Away Games

It had been an indelible performance, an astonishing display of spiritual determination; he had done nothing less than give a clinic in what set him apart from everyone else in his profession.
--David Halberstam, Playing for Keeps

Lore would have it that he lost only once before he drew an indelible lesson about gambling and life.
--Sally Denton and Roger Morris, The Money and the Power

Indelible is from Latin indelebilis, from in-, "not" + delebilis, "that can be obliterated or destroyed," from delere, "to blot out, to efface, to destroy."

Monday, July 25, 2005

Zombie Survival

BIG Beer Advert

It's just so huge I can't even show you. You'll have to see for yourself.

http://www.bigad.com.au/

Perfect Day

Lou Reed
Transformer (1972)
Perfect Day


Just a perfect day,
Drink Sangria in the park,
And then later, when it gets dark,
We go home.
Just a perfect day,
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later, a movie, too,
And then home.

Oh it's such a perfect day,
I'm glad I spent it with you.
Oh such a perfect day,
You just keep me hanging on,
You just keep me hanging on.

Just a perfect day,
Problems all left alone,
Weekenders on our own.
It's such fun.
Just a perfect day,
You made me forget myself.
I thought I was someone else,
Someone good.

Oh it's such a perfect day,
I'm glad I spent it with you.
Oh such a perfect day,
You just keep me hanging on,
You just keep me hanging on.

You're going to reap just what you sow,
You're going to reap just what you sow,
You're going to reap just what you sow,
You're going to reap just what you sow...

Only in America?

Killer's fate hanging on his IQ

The life of a convicted murderer is hanging in the balance while a US jury considers whether his intelligence has increased enough to allow him to be put to death.

Daryl Atkins was named in a landmark Supreme Court ruling in 2002 that said it was unconstitutional to execute the mentally retarded.

But the intellectual stimulation the killer got by constant contact with lawyers in the case is thought to have raised his IQ above the threshold of 70, which puts him in line for the death penalty in Virginia.

The 27-year-old's case has divided lawyers and psychologists and has become the latest battleground for those arguing for and against state-sanctioned executions in America.

It raises questions over who should decide on a criminal's competency and whether knowing details of their crime can skew that life-or-death decision.

Another Word Of The Day

badinage \bad-n-AHZH\, noun:
  1. Light, playful talk; banter.
Ken was determined to put the cares of the world behind him and do what he loved best -- having a few celebrity friends round and enjoying an evening of anecdote and badinage over a bottle or two of vintage bubbly and some tasty cheese straws.
--Bel Littlejohn, "My moustache man," The Guardian, March 24, 2000

The badinage was inconsequential, reduced to who knew whom and wasn't the weather glorious in St. Tropez, or the Bahamas, Hawaii, or Hong Kong?
--Robert Ludlum, The Matarese Countdown

Badinage comes from Frenc, from badiner, "to trifle, to joke," badin, "playful, jocular."

Word Of The Day

eke \EEK\, transitive verb:
  1. To gain or supplement with great effort or difficulty -- used with 'out'.
  2. To increase or make last by being economical -- used with 'out'.
When the PRI unites around a candidate and the two opposition parties divide the rest of the vote, the ruling party can usually eke out a victory.
--Mary Beth Sheridan, "PRI Wins Mexico State Governor's Race, but Loses Smaller Stronghold," Los Angeles Times, July 6, 1999

Inevitably, the prodigious footnotes get in the way of what is, basically, a simple parable. Like the wide margins the publishers use to eke out a skimpy text, they make the novel seem bigger than it is.
--James MacBride "What Did Myra Want?" New York Times, February 18, 1968

Although life was hard it was not unendurable, and the rugged and resourceful villagers eked out a living on the thin crust of the soil.
--Suheil Bushrui and Joe Jenkins, Kahlil Gibran: Man and Poet

But the Russell 2000 index of smaller companies managed to eke out a gain, rising 0.04 points, to 456.55.
--Kenneth N. Gilpin, "Tuesday's Stocks: Selloff Leaves Stocks Slightly Lower," New York Times, July 7, 1999

Eke is from Old English ecan, "to increase."

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Oh My God I Rule - apparently

Hi Score on Raiden X = 3602700 - Can anyone beat this?


Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Bee on a String

Quite on earth how this guy managed to tie a piece of string to a bee is anyone's guess, but it looks like he's having loads of fun with it.

You Blew Me Up You Bastard

If you're killed by an act of terrorism, the newspapers and television stations will use whatever photo they can. From graduation, your holiday snaps, or if you're really unlucky, CCTV.

None of these express the anger, the rage, even the disappointment your disembodied spirit will feel at having your life untimely snuffed out.

That's where YouBlewMeUpYouBastard.com comes in. We'll store a photo of you, giving it large at the terrorists what done you in, and in the event of your body being blown to bits by a suicide bomber, we'll supply your disgusted image to all news services.


Richard, London, UK. "Is that all you've got?"


So don't let your death stop you telling the terrorists how much they stink. Contact YouBlewMeUpYouBastard.com

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Reinhardt Adolfo Fuck

It's a real person.

Googletutor



"I began GoogleTutor.com with a great idea–to provide practical, useful information for everyday users of Google. I knew that most people had no idea of what they could do with Google. The site was an instant success, receiving up to 5,000 unique visitors a day.

The web site has tons of great information in it, and hundreds of incoming site links/deep links form others. It’s a great web site for a Google-lover who wants to be a blogger to step in to."

Audio Vibrator

The mesmerizing Audi-Oh is the very first vibrator that vibrates to the throbbing beat of music, sexy talk, or any external sounds. It’s a pearl-shaped clitoral vibrator with a soft silicone butterfly and has a thin elastic harness that allows you to strap it in place. The Audi-Oh will then vibrate to music coming from your stereo or directly from your iPod, other MP3 player or portable music device while you listen through your headphones. You can even wear the Audi-Oh discreetly under your clothes while you "dance with yourself" at your favorite dance music club. It will even pulsate to the sounds of your partner talking dirty to you. The Audi-Oh can also be used as a variable-speed vibrator without any music input.

Naked Drumming

Great, but one question - why?

Yatta

I know I have posted this before but it's really too good to miss. It makes me feel so happy to know there's people like this in the world.

Yatta

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Are you Adam Phillips

I just sent this email from my gmail account:

From: Adam Phillips
To: (Loads of other people called Adam Phillips, also at gmail.com)

Hi everyone,

My name is Adam Phillips and quite recently I have been receiving a number of emails into my gmail account which appear to be genuine - i.e. not spam - but no intended for me. One nice person was kind enough to realise their mistake and got back in touch to let me know. It turns out she was trying to get hold of her son who's email adress is very similar.

This started me thinking that there's probably quite a few Adam Phillips' around the place, and now I am kind of curious as to who you all are. I won't be offended if you don't write back, but you must admit you are curious too, right?

A few years ago a UK comedian, Dave Gorman - http://www.davegorman.com/ - went on a half year trip around the world, meeting other people with the same name. He wrote a book about it too - http://www.davegorman.com/search.htm, http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0091884713/026-9037998-2954842. Now I am not proposing we all do the same, but it's oddly comforting to know there's a few other Adam Phillips' (or Adam Philips') around the world.

So who are you? What do you all do? Where do you all live? Are there more in the UK than the rest of the world? Do any of you know of any other Adam Phillips'?

Your's in anticipation,
Adam Phillips

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Holly McBride

So a couple of weeks ago I received this email from a someone calling themselves Holly McBride. It was sent to an underused gmail account from another gmail account. I have no idea if this is real and she accidentally sent it to the wrong address. I suspect not, but I am going to have a play anyway

On 6/15/05, Holly McBride wrote:
Hey,

Long time no see!

How's things with you? I'm still in Europe, spent last night in a
horrible hotel in Germany. Olga (the girl who's showing me round) got
really drunk and started licking me. Crazy! I hope I attached a
photo to show you how impressed I looked!

Anyway, there was another reason I e-mailled you. I've had a lot of
time to think while I've been out here, about where I am in life, and
the way things are going and stuff… I really miss you. It sounds
silly, but I've just had such a bad time out here without you. I know
you see us as just friends, and I feel so silly saying this to you,
but I really love you.

I don't want to sound stupid or anything, but I've been saying those
words to myself over and over, trying to come up with the best way to
let you know. I'm not home for another two months, and it's killing
me not knowing your answer. Please, please let me know how you feel.

Love,

Holly
x


So here's my reply. I'll keep you posted if anything turns up.

Hey Holly,

It's so good to hear from you.

Things are pretty good here, work is going well, but it's hot hot hot. There a serious heatwave right mow and it's expected to last for another week or so. Shorts and t-shirts around this place.

I hope Olga didn't lick you too much. There's nothing worse than being all licked out.

I have had plenty of time to think about this myself. Since you went I have tried to get on with my life but have not been able to think about anything else. I love you too, but I am not willing to go through all that stuff like last time. I mean how many times am I expected to come home and put up with you watching the terrapins nip at each others bottoms. (Bt the way, how exactly did you get them to do that?)

If we are to be together then things are going to have to change. Firstly you're going to have to lose the hair, you know how much it turns me off. And I mean *all* of it. The words bald and coot spring to mind. Secondly, you're going to have to get to a doctor at some point. I know uncontrollable flatulance is a common problem, but surely not on that scale? That poor man in the supermarket could breathe for ages, and when he did he couldn't walk in a straight line.

Please send more pictures of your trip. I love that one. I'll put it with the other hot girl-on-girl action shots you've sent me over the years. Don't make me wait another two months for a money-shot though. I think I may explode if I have to wait.

Oh that reminds me, your mum says hi.

Tommy

We Are Not Afraid

It's a beautiful thing

Bomb hunt focuses on masterminds

Police investigating the London bombs are now focusing on finding those who masterminded the suspected suicide attacks that have killed at least 52.

Detectives believe three British men of Pakistani descent died carrying out the first attacks of their kind in the UK.

The fate of a fourth man on the bombed Piccadilly Line train remains unclear. One man was arrested in West Yorkshire, where three of the suspects were from.

Terrorism experts say the men may have been guided by a "controlling hand".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4677601.stm

London bomb suspects: key facts



The police have revealed important new developments in the hunt for those responsible for the London bomb attacks.


  • All four suspects were British nationals of Pakistani descent. Three of the four were from West Yorkshire

  • All four were captured on CCTV at King's Cross station, wearing rucksacks, shortly before 0830 BST on the morning of the attacks. The footage was found on Monday night

  • One suspect was reported missing by his family. Some of his belongings were found on the bombed Number 30 bus in Tavistock Square

  • Property linked to a second man was found at the scene of the Aldgate/Liverpool Street Tube bomb

  • Items belonging to a third suspect were found at the site of the Aldgate/Liverpool Street and Edgware Road Tube bombs

  • It is very likely the three men whose belongings were found at the bomb scenes are dead, police sources say

  • Questions remain over the identity of the fourth bomber. Police do not know if he was killed at King's Cross or has fled

  • One man has been arrested in West Yorkshire and is being questioned in London. He is believed to be related to one of the suspected bombers

  • Police have searched the homes of three of the four suspects in West Yorkshire

  • Six search warrants were executed in the Leeds area on Tuesday. A controlled explosion was carried out in the Burley area

  • A "significant amount" of explosive material was found at an address in Leeds

  • The men boarded a Thameslink train from Luton to King's Cross. Two cars in Luton, one of which had explosives in it, are connected to the inquiry

  • It is thought the cars were hired by the suspects in West Yorkshire before being driven to Luton

  • More than 1,000 calls have been made by the public to an anti-terrorist hotline. Police have studied 2,500 CCTV tapes

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Flippant

Excuse me for being flippant and way too easily amused, especially after the previous posts of today, but hell, we could all do with some cheering up.

I went to click on this link on CNN:



And got this warning:

Arrests made in Yorkshire by police hunting for London bombers. More soon.

BBC News

Bomber died in bus explosion in Tavistock Square, say security sources. More soon.

BBC News

A brief history of habeas corpus

Habeas corpus is under attack, say critics of the government's anti-terror bill. But what is it and why is it so cherished?

Habeas corpus (ad subjiciendum) is Latin for "you may have the body" (subject to examination). It is a writ which requires a person detained by the authorities be brought before a court of law so that the legality of the detention may be examined.

The name is taken from the opening words of the writ in medieval times.

Although rarely used nowadays, it can theoretically be demanded by anyone who believes they are unlawfully detained and it is issued by a judge.

It does not determine guilt or innocence, merely whether the person is legally imprisoned. It may also be writ against a private individual detaining another.

If the charge is considered to be valid, the person must submit to trial but if not, the person goes free.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4329839.stm

Terror Alert Level

From a BBC news video

"The whole of the uk is at the highest possible state of alert - Critical"

Also:

Elsewhere, police say they have found a car at Luton train station they believe may be connected to the attacks.

No-one has been arrested, but police in Leeds are looking for explosives and have already seized some material.

Tarzan Rubber Band

After getting over the fact that's it's very, very, very weird, this video is actually quite catchy.

http://www.jewmilk.com/tarzanrubberband.htm

Worst Movie Tie-In Toy Ever

FANTASTIC FLOP!

Why the Fantastic 4 Human Torch ATV (with Light-Up Headlights!) is the Worst Movie Tie-In Toy Ever

Bomb officers carry out explosion

A controlled explosion has been carried out by army bomb disposal experts at a house in Leeds as part of the hunt for the London bombers.

The unoccupied house was one of six in the city raided early this morning following the attacks that have claimed at least 52 lives.

No-one has been arrested, but police are searching for explosives after the army operation allowed them access.

Up to 600 people have been evacuated from the area as part of the operation.

Police cleared people from homes as well as a mosque, a health centre and an old people's home.

Parts of Beeston and Holbeck, suburbs of Leeds, have been cordoned off, as well as a street in Dewsbury near Leeds.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4674463.stm

BNP campaign uses bus bomb photo


The British National Party has used a photograph of the bombed London bus for an election leaflet.

"Maybe now it's time to start listening to the BNP," says the slogan alongside the photo in a leaflet for a council by-election in Barking, East London.

Home Secretary Charles Clarke said the BNP "have tried to cynically exploit the current tragic events in London to further their spread of hatred".

BNP leader Nick Griffin said the photo showed the cost of voting Labour.

The leader of the Conservatives in London, Bob Neill, said it was "disgraceful and sick... as contemptible an election tactic as I have ever seen in my life".

The BNP's best result in the general election was in Barking, where it took 16.89% of the vote.

US forces lift London travel ban

The US military has rescinded an order to its personnel to avoid London in the aftermath of the bombings.

Personnel, most of them from US Air Force units at RAF Mildenhall and RAF Lakenheath, in Suffolk, were told last week not to go within the M25 motorway.

But there was criticism that it sent out the wrong signals at a time when the emphasis was on "business as usual" in London after the attacks.

The US embassy said the order had been reviewed and had now been lifted.

The Commander of US Forces in Europe, General James L. Jones, based at Mons in Belgium, said in a statement: "[We have] lifted all travel restrictions for US personnel stationed in the United Kingdom.

"While all personnel are encouraged to be vigilant, we cannot allow ourselves to be intimidated by the acts of terrorists. All US personnel are encouraged to continue with their normal routine."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4673987.stm

Cold Fusion

In from the cold

Sixteen years after the hope, hype and recriminations, cold fusion is news again. David Adam investigates a scientific controversy that won't go away

In the late afternoon of January 24, the academic calm of Japan's Hokkaido University was shattered by an explosion in one of its laboratories. Physicist Tadahiko Mizuno was taking a guest through experiments into a phenomenon called cold fusion. The pair were showered in flying glass, suffering wounds to their face, neck, arms and chest. Mizuno needed a large chunk of detonated scientific apparatus removed from next to his carotid artery and both were deaf for a week.

The blast raises several questions: What went wrong? Have sufficient lessons been learned from a similar explosion in California that killed the British researcher Andrew Riley more than a decade ago? And perhaps most commonly, what on earth are scientists doing still flogging the dead horse that is cold fusion?

The Japanese accident is not the first time that cold fusion has blown up in the faces of its progenitors. Just ask Stanley Pons and Martin Fleischmann, two previously well respected chemists who found themselves at a University of Utah press conference 16 years ago yesterday, where they heralded cold fusion as an astonishing scientific breakthrough and a limitless source of future energy. The two announced that, with little more than some special water and two metal electrodes, they could harness the power of the sun in a laboratory flask - a star in a jar.

While Pons and Fleischmann went onto the front pages of newspapers worldwide, legions of curious, enthusiastic and sceptical scientists went into their labs to try the simple experiments themselves. As failed attempts to replicate the results piled up, scepticism turned to hostility.

A few months later, a report from the US Department of Energy found no evidence for the effect and put the nascent field out of its misery. That, as far as mainstream science was concerned, was that.

Cold fusion may now be about to get a second chance. In a landmark decision in December, the same US Department of Energy gave a cautious green light to funding cold fusion research. It follows a decade-long investigation by the US Naval Research Laboratory, which concluded that there might be something in the phenomenon after all.

And if, as some predict, cold fusion is due a comeback, then it could start today in Los Angeles, where the American Physical Society has scheduled a session on the subject at its annual meeting.

A handful of scientists have always believed that Pons and Fleischmann were right and - using cash and equipment scraped together from wealthy individuals, private companies and, in at least one case, the US military - have been trying to keep the dream alive. Shunned by the scientific establishment, this hardy band of cold fusion researchers carry out experiments, organise an annual meeting and publish their results in whatever journal will have them. Today, they will get a chance to tell the rest of the world what it is missing.

One speaker is George Miley, a cold fusion believer at the University of Illinois. He says: "Much of the criticism has come from people who haven't worked in the field and much of it stems from the rather sad beginning. The ability to have nuclear reactions take place in solids is remarkable and it opens up a whole new field of physics."

This is where both the promise and the problems begin. Fusion of atoms releases energy, and that process drives the nuclear furnaces at the heart of stars. For decades, scientists have talked about mimicking this stellar fusion on Earth in a reactor; arguments continue about where to build the first prototype, called ITER.

But, just as forcing the north poles of two magnets together takes effort, the driving of two atoms together for them to fuse takes huge amounts of energy. The massive temperatures and pressures inside stars manage it, but scientists are not yet convinced that it could be done efficiently in an artificial way.

So when Pons and Fleischmann said they could do it at near room temperature and pressure, using kit not out of place in a chemistry set, the fusion world stood still. When they switched on their experiment, they said, a palladium electrode absorbed atoms of deuterium (hydrogen with an extra neutron) from the water and crammed them so close together they fused. As evidence, they said the setup churned out more heat than they put in.

"There's not an accepted theory for how this can happen," Miley admits. Worse, even those conducting the experiments concede that the observed effects are sporadic - what works in one laboratory fails in another. To mainstream science, built on the importance of theory, experiment and reproducibility, this puts cold fusion on the wrong side of the tracks.

Miley says: "Mainstream people have no motivation to look at this. They hear it's witchcraft, and people are frightened away. Certainly people in universities don't want to work on it because they would be ridiculed by their colleagues."

So does today's American Physical Society session signal that mainstream science is softening its scepticism? Absolutely not, says Bob Park of the society and one of cold fusion's biggest critics over the past decade. In fact, Park says, there is a cold fusion session every year. "Anyone can deliver a paper. We defend the openness of science. Anyone can get up to speak and if they can convince people, then OK. Early on, we used to have a session in which we collected all the crackpot papers together. It was very popular."

If the American Physical Society has not yet changed its approach to cold fusion, those working in the field can draw some comfort from a more unlikely source. Some 15 years after effectively killing it off, late last year the US Department of Energy performed a remarkable U-turn, at least as far as some cold fusion supporters are concerned. After reviewing the available evidence, it concluded that: "Funding agencies should entertain individual, well-designed proposals for experiments that address specific scientific issues relevant to the question of whether or not there is anomalous energy production in palladium-deuterium systems."

It is far from a ringing endorsement, but it was enough for Peter Hagelstein, a former rising star of physics who now devotes his time to developing cold fusion theories at MIT.

He says: "We've faced some of our harshest critics and we've come away with many of them recommending that funding be made available. If you took a hot fusion or string theory initiative and gathered together their worst critics and presented them with a 15-page document and allowed for one day's worth of presentations, I'm not sure you would get as many people proposing public money be spent on these projects." Hagelstein and other cold fusion advocates insist that there is just too much evidence of unusual effects in the thousands of experiments since Pons and Fleischmann to be ignored.

David Nagel, an engineer at George Washington University in Washington DC, says: "Of the 3,000-plus papers in the field, 10% are very hard to make go away. One per cent are, in my view, essentially bulletproof, as good as key papers in other fields of science."

Little has changed over the past 16 years in both the experimental setup and the results produced: modern cold fusion researchers still look for evidence of the cherished "excess heat" alongside the fusion products neutrons and helium-4.

"There have been many experimental studies that report significant effects. They have been performed by credentialed scientists with adequate materials, good protocols - including calibrations and controls - and data analysis using known methods," Nagel says. "I have been deeply involved in this adventure from the outset and know most of the players. I am certain they are not all liars or fools."

Park, at the American Physical Society, sees it differently: "They're running the same old experiments over and over and getting the same kind of screwy results. Each year there's a new saviour who finally has the proof and a year later we don't hear from them any more."

Both sides say what's needed to break the impasse is the production of a working, cold fusion device. According to Scott Chubb at the Naval Research Laboratory, Roger Stringham of First Gate Energies in Hawaii described just that at a cold fusion conference in France last year. "He puts 200W in and 400W comes out. That's a device, it's a heater. It's probably the first cold fusion device."

Chubb is equally excited about rumours of a breakthrough at a Las Vegas company called Innovative Energy Solutions. In November, it issued a press release heralding "clean energy technology" to "generate six times (12MW) more electricity than it consumes (2MW)". Rod Foster of the company says the technology is based on cold fusion, but could offer no more information about how it works.

"You're getting out enough heat that you can turn the supply off so you've got what looks like some kind of perpetual motion machine," Chubb says.

Extraordinary claims, as the old saying goes, demand extraordinary proof. It may yet be provided, but sceptical mainstream scientists require more than promises and rumours, especially when a miracle energy supply of the future is at stake.

As Park says: "Science is contingent and if somebody comes along with a convincing experiment then we'll have to rewrite the textbooks. But I don't think that's going to happen."

Mike McKubre, a long standing cold fusion researcher at SRI International in California who was injured in the explosion that killed Andrew Riley, disagrees, not surprisingly. "The ability to wield the power of nuclear physics on a tabletop has enormous technological importance," he says. "When the smoke clears it will be obvious to all, and our current critics will claim it was obvious to them all along."

Maximum Working Heat

This applies to the UK

There is no maximum working temperature laid down by law, but the Health & Safety At Work Act demands that the temperature in workplaces inside buildings must be ‘reasonable’. The Offices, Shops & Railway Premises Act also obliges employers to maintain a ‘reasonable’ temperature. Both acts specify that a sufficient number of thermometers must be provided so that the temperature may be measured.

The accepted zone of thermal comfort for most kinds of work lies between 16º-24º C.

The Chartered Institute of Building Services Engineers recommends that the temperature in offices and banks should be around 20º C. The World Health Organisation recommends a maximum working temperature of 24º C.

The Approved Code of Practice to the Workplace (Health, Safety and Welfare) Regulations 1992 states that "all reasonable steps should be taken to achieve a comfortable temperature".

This code suggests insulating hot pipes and equipment, providing air cooling plants, shading windows, siting workstations away from hot areas and using fans to increase ventilation. It also suggests rest breaks, cool drinks and limiting the amount of time spent in particularly hot areas.

It is also possible for employers to hire portable air conditioning equipment if heat is excessive.

You don’t have a legal right to walk out if your office is too hot (unless there is a serious and imminent danger to health).

However, you do have a right to demand that your employer takes urgent action to deal with excessive heat and you should contact your Union Representative, Safety Representative or full-time Union Official if your management doesn’t take the matter seriously.

John Gibson is a Twunt

And he's also not aged well.

Here he is in his offical photo for Fox News:



And now here he is on his show:



Did I mention that in my opinion he is a complete fucktard twunt?

John Gibson is a Twunt

From the "My Word" Archive:

You may have noticed the news out of Singapore Wednesday:

The host city for the 2012 Olympics (search) was picked. New York was out early and that was a big relief to me, personally. I think New York needs a rest from big events. All that security wears on you.

Then it was down to Paris and London. And the Olympic big wigs picked London.

All day long people have been saying to me, "Wasn't it great they didn't pick Paris?" And I've been saying, "No, no, no."

Paris was exactly the right place to pick and the Olympic committee screwed up.

Why? Simple. It would have been a three-week period where we wouldn't have had to worry about terrorism.

First, the French think they are so good at dealing with the Arab world that they would have gone out and paid every terrorist off. And things would have been calm.

Or another way to look at it is the French are already up to their eyeballs in terrorists. The French hide them in miserable slums, out of sight of the rich people in Paris.

So it would have been a treat, actually, to watch the French dealing with the problem of their own homegrown Islamist terrorists living in France already.

What would the French have done about rounding up their own citizens?

Would they have afforded their own terrorists the rights they insist we give the detainees at Gitmo? Not a chance. They'd throw them in the clink, or ship them off to North Africa pronto.

Would they have blocked terrorists at the border with unreasonable search and seizure — precisely what they say we should not do? Of course they would. Anybody looking faintly Arab would have had the gendarmerie on them in a flash.

It would have been a delight to have Parisians worried about security instead of New Yorkers. It would have been exquisite to watch.

But, alas, they picked London. I like the Brits. I like London. I hate to see them going through all this garbage when it would have been just fine in Paris.

C'est la vie. Goes to show the Olympic committee doesn't recognize the perfect opportunity when it presents itself.

That's My Word.

Houses searched in bomb inquiry



Four homes in West Yorkshire have been searched by police investigating last week's London bombings.

Officers from the Met Police were assisted by the West Yorkshire force in an intelligence-led operation, a police spokeswoman said.

She said officers were searching a fifth address in the area, but no arrests had been made.

Some 52 people were killed and 700 injured in last Thursday's explosions.

US troops ordered to avoid London

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4673987.stm

Thousands of US military personnel based in the UK have been banned by commanders from travelling to London in the wake of Thursday's bomb attacks.

Personnel, most of them from US Air Force units at RAF Mildenhall and RAF Lakenheath, in Suffolk, have been told not to go within the M25 motorway.

Ahh, they are scared, bless them.

www.werenotafraid.com

And Another

From: Kathleen O'Toole (Sr. Associate, National Church Outreach - Bread for the World)
Subject: IAF and Brian McLAren

now there's an odd couple! Two separate items: 1) I talked to Jonathan Lange this morning. He'll be at the trianing next week. He'll look for you, but if you don't have him as a trainer (they rotate among the sections) definitely look for him. He was my colleague in Baltimore on the living wage campaign and is starting to work in Ohio (he did the voter turnout work for them in the Cleveland area.

2) I was filing and sorting some of your old e-mails and found Brian McLaren "update". Do you think we should order Generous Orthodoxy (or the coming "set" of the "New Kind of Christian" trilogy, for the BFWI library???

Have a great time at the training. THanks again for staying in touch. It's quiet here (blessedly quiet) this week.

More Gmail Wierdness

This is another one I've just found in my Gmail account. Is it a real person, trying depserately to find out my answer to something? Is it a clever piece of subliminal marketing? Did the original email contain somekind of virus?

Whatever it is I think I shall reply and find out.

Holly McBride

Hey,

Long time no see!

How's things with you? I'm still in Europe, spent last night in a
horrible hotel in Germany. Olga (the girl who's showing me round) got
really drunk and started licking me. Crazy! I hope I attached a
photo to show you how impressed I looked!

Anyway, there was another reason I e-mailled you. I've had a lot of
time to think while I've been out here, about where I am in life, and
the way things are going and stuff… I really miss you. It sounds
silly, but I've just had such a bad time out here without you. I know
you see us as just friends, and I feel so silly saying this to you,
but I really love you.

I don't want to sound stupid or anything, but I've been saying those
words to myself over and over, trying to come up with the best way to
let you know. I'm not home for another two months, and it's killing
me not knowing your answer. Please, please let me know how you feel.

Love,

Holly
x


Emailed in error

On July the 4th I received an email from a woman in Australia to my gmail account, which I hardly use. It wasn't meant for me, it was intended for her son who's email address is similar:

I sent you a gmail earlier but realised I didn't place a stop between
your two names. I would like you to help me (not finiancially)
purchase a pair of remote headphones for Dad for his birthday. The
pair he has now only work in one ear. I paid $120 for them in Perth.
Can you see what you beaut new ones they have available at the moment.
Let me know if you can't and I will source them locally.

Two days later I received another one from her:

Hello adam.phillips@gmail. I accidently sent you an email that was
meant for my son. His name is Adam Phillips and he has told me he
didn't get the message from me. Then we realised I had the address
wrong. His is phillips.adam because the other address was taken.
Obviously by yourself.

Hope you are as lovely as he is. God bless you.

The thing is I want to reply because she sounds nice and god knows I could do with a new family, but I don't know how "lovely" he is. He could be an axe-wielding homocidal maniac, but a lovely one.

What should I say?

Monday, July 11, 2005

London Underground Blog

http://london-underground.blogspot.com/

Body scan machines to be used on Tube passengers

TUBE passengers are to have their bodies scanned by machines that see through clothing in an attempt to prevent further terrorist attacks. The millimetre wave imagers will be used to carry out random checks as people enter stations after services resume today.

Police and transport officials are also considering installing the equipment permanently at stations across the network. The technology is already used to catch illegal immigrants who hide in lorries at Channel ports but has not previously been used on the Underground because of the high cost and concerns about privacy.

http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,20409-1686151,00.html

al-qaeda

I am not making or supporting any connections between the London Bombs and al-Qaeda but just in case you were wondering here is a little background information on the organisation.

What is al-Qaeda?
  • Al-Qaeda is an international terrorist network. It seeks to purge Muslim countries of what it sees as the profane influence of the West and replace their governments with a fundamentalist Islamic regime.

What does “al-Qaeda”mean?
  • It’s Arabic for the base

Where does al-Qaeda operate?
  • Around the world. Al-Qaeda has autonomous underground cells in some 60 countries, including the United States. Law enforcement has broken up al-Qaeda cells in the United Kingdom, Spain, Germany, Albania, Uganda, and elsewhere.

Was al-Qaeda behind the September 11 attacks?
  • Many in the Arab world doubt its guilt, but on several videotapes, important al-Qaeda operatives—including one of the hijackers of United Airlines Flight 93 and Osama bin Laden himself—have effectively acknowledged responsibility for the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

How big is al-Qaeda?
  • It’s impossible to say precisely, since al-Qaeda is decentralized. Estimates range from several hundred to several thousand members.

Before September 11, had al-Qaeda attacked U.S. interests?
  • Yes, repeatedly. In 1995, a car bomb outside the Saudi National Guard building in Riyadh killed seven people, five of them Americans. In 1998, simultaneous bombings at the American embassies in Kenya and Tanzania killed 224 people, including 12 Americans. In Yemen in 2000, a small boat laden with explosives hit the destroyer U.S.S. Cole, killing 17 American sailors. Other al-Qaeda plots—such as 1995 plans to simultaneously blow up a dozen American airliners over the Pacific and to reportedly crash a plane into CIA headquarters—were uncovered before they could be executed


Reproduced from http://vialardi.org/IRAQ/iraq_al_qaeda.html

Timeline: al-Qaeda (BBC News)

Terror alert highest ever as police fear new attack

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,22989-1689497,00.html

BRITAIN’S terrorist alert has been raised to its highest-ever level because the London rush-hour bombers are alive and planning another attack, The Times has learnt.

Security services, military and police are on “severe specific” alert — the second highest status and higher than after the September 11 atrocities — after it emerged that the terrorists who killed as many as 70 people were not suicide bombers.

The Times understands that the country’s biggest manhunt is focusing on evidence being gathered from King’s Cross station, which all three of the bombed Tube trains passed through on Thursday morning.

A re-examination of the timings of the explosions has revealed that the Underground bombs exploded within seconds of one another at 8.50am.

Investigators believe that the bombers assembled at the huge station, with its many rail connections, before dispersing to plant their devices around the Tube network.

The Circle Line bombs detonated when the Aldgate train was eight minutes east of King’s Cross and the Edgware Road train was eight minutes to the west. The Russell Square train was blown up seconds later, south of King’s Cross on the Piccadilly Line.

The bombers who killed 191 people in Madrid last year also gathered at one place before separating to plant devices timed to explode simultaneously.

Examination of CCTV footage from the dozens of security cameras around King’s Cross is a priority for investigators.

Scotland Yard also appealed yesterday for Tube passengers to send in mobile phone pictures and videos they may have made in the bombings. Streets and car parks near the station are being searched to discover if the terrorists left a vehicle.

The bombers travelled from outside London. “We believe they started out together, to ensure that there were no slips on the journey. Then they are likely to have split up to join separate trains,” a senior anti-terrorist source told The Times. “We need to find where these men were staying in the days before the attacks and where they collected the rucksack bombs.”

The other main line of inquiry is to recover forensic evidence from the mangled remains of the No 30 bus at Tavistock Square, where officers think a fourth bomber may have died at 9.47am.Police are trying to discover why his bomb — thought to have been of the same size and design as the Tube bombs — detonated 57 minutes after the synchronised devices.

One theory is that the man was to launch a second wave of attack, targeting people fleeing closed Tube stations.

When he found that stations had been quickly shut, the terrorist may have panicked, or been under orders to switch his attention to a bus, another symbol of London’s travel network.

One Scotland Yard source said: “We will never know for certain what happened in those last few minutes. He might not have woken up that morning as a suicide bomber, but circumstances meant he became one.”

Passengers on the bus noticed a 6ft tall, olive-skinned man, thought to be aged in his early 20s, looking agitated and rummaging in a rucksack.

Charles Clarke, the Home Secretary, said that the Government’s priority was catching the surviving bombers before they struck again.

The heightened security and a sense of nervousness has led to more than 100 bomb alerts, including the evacuation of 20,000 people from the centre of Birmingham on Saturday.

Three Britons were arrested under the Terrorism Act at Heathrow after being refused entry to the US but police said that they were not suspects. A US report that a Pakistani man was detained at Stansted on Friday, in possession of a marked Tube map, was dismissed.

None of the dead have been formally identified but autopsies have begun on 49 bodies. A further 31 people are listed as missing. London hospitals are still treating 62 injured, of whom 15 remain in a critical condition or in intensive care.

Police liaison officers have been sent to 59 families who fear that loved ones are dead or critically injured, while 31 families have visited an assistance centre for relatives of the missing.

The UK’s threat assessment level had been “severe general” until last month when, after the general election, it was dropped to “substantial”. After the rush-hour bombs, it has been raised two rungs.

The Metropolitan Police said yesterday that officers were looking into the firebombing of a Sikh temple and a number of other possible reprisal attacks in London since Thursday.

STATES OF ALERT


  • Imminent Precise intelligence of a planned attack with timing and location known
  • Severe specific Intelligence warning of a known terrorist plot
  • Severe general A high possibility of attack at some stage but without knowledge of the timing or target
  • Substantial Still a high alert but no intelligence of a specific plot

You guys wanna go to Chochky's?

I really need to get out of here.

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

And that someone would be me.

Bus Riders: It Was Homicide Bomb

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161924,00.html

Once again, trust Fox News to try to play with the racial angle.

"He said he became suspicious of the olive-skinned man because he looked anxious and was fiddling constantly with his bag."

Ever ridden a double-decker through London? Aside from the feeling you get that it's far too big for the road and is going to hit everything along the way, you would need to constantly fiddle with your rucksack to ensure no fucker has stolen it.

That wins my weekly titsarse award. And it's only Monday.

Bush to Address London Attacks in Speech

WASHINGTON — President Bush is citing the bombings on London's mass transit as fresh evidence of the need to aggressively stamp out terrorism, providing a new urgency to the cause that has been the strong suit of his presidency.

Bush was scheduled to deliver a progress report on the war on terror in a speech Monday at the FBI training academy in Virginia. The White House said the address was planned before last week's bombings in London, but the deadly attacks give his remarks even more significance.

Bush's war against the terrorists is a major reason he won re-election. Yet his approval numbers have slipped in recent months leading up to Monday's speech at Quantico.

White House press secretary Scott McClellan said the president wanted to use the speech to talk about two strategies behind the war on terrorism. The first is a short-term plan to fight the terrorists abroad, and the second is a long-term strategy to bring freedom and prosperity to the places that produce terrorists.

"We will continue to deny the terrorists a safe haven and the support of rogue states," Bush said in his radio address over the weekend. "And at the same time, we will spread the universal values of hope and freedom that will overwhelm their ideology of tyranny and hate. The free world did not seek this conflict, yet we will win it."

Bush was in Scotland for the annual meeting of leaders of the Group of Eight industrialized nations when bombs exploded across London's subway system and on a double-decker bus during the morning rush-hour Thursday, killing dozens and wounding hundreds more. A little-known group claiming links to the al-Qaida terrorist network claimed responsibility.

"The war on terror goes on," Bush told reporters hours after the explosions.

Some have questioned whether Bush's strategy to fight the terrorists abroad so "we do not have to face them at home" is working when terrorists are planting bombs on London's public transportation. Great Britain is a key member of the U.S.-led coalition in Iraq.

Bush's homeland security adviser, Fran Townsend, defended the strategy during an interview on "Fox News Sunday."

The war in Iraq, she said, attracts terrorists there "where we have a fighting military and a coalition that can take them on and not have the sort of civilian casualties that you saw in London."

Oh yeah?

Many dead in Iraq suicide blast

A suicide bomber has killed more than 20 people who were queuing outside an army recruiting centre in the Iraqi capital Baghdad.
The attacker walked into a crowd of young men who were waiting to be signed up by the military and blew himself up.

London, Britain

To help out their dear readers, Fox News have posted this handy guide to the UK, showing where the the bombings occured:



What's with the red star? Is that the shape of London? Or are they still trying to imply we are goddam commie pinkos?

Please note that the lighter-coloured part implies BRITAIN. In fact Britain is the bit of land where BRITAIN is written. The bit over there in Ireland is not part of BRITAIN, but part of the UK (United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland) - check your passports, it's true.

7/7 - 7-7 - Londom Bombings?

Ok so I know that this seems like a pretty flippant question, in the light of the circumstances, but what should the london bombings be known as? Some of the descriptions I have seen so far are: London Attacks (BBC News), London Terror (CNN), Attack On London (Guardian), London Bombs (Times)

I can't find a tagline from Fox News - very unusual. Can anybody furnish me with one please? Is it something like "London Terror Bomb Blasts - Run Screaming Then Invade Iran"?

So what is it to be called? 7/7 seems a little too much like 9/11. And let's face it with so many people killed in that one they do have more claim over the month/day naming convention than we do. It's all in the numbers. Having said that, the date usage is restricted for us anyway. Because of the day and month being the same number we can do 7/7 or 7/7, see? They can do 9/11 or 11/9 or 7/11 or Store24.

Incidentally is 9/11 copyrighted?

Can we do 7/7? 77.com I am all up for www.7th7th.com but that smacks a little too much of Iron Maiden's Seventh Son of a Seventh Son.

Answers on a postcard please.

First 7/7 Victim Identified

The first London bomb victim is formally identified as Susan Levy, 54, of Cuffley, Herts.

Where was that bomb going?

From the previous post

"Among the theories being examined about the bus bomb yesterday is that it may have been a deliberate tactic to cause maximum mayhem as those fleeing the tube boarded buses. Another theory is that the device went off by accident as the bomber tried to make his way to another target."

IMHO that would would be my guess too. The other three bombs were timed to explode on busy tube carriages, simultaneously. This one was almost an hour later, on a bus. If somebody wanted to maximum damage to a crowded bus I would not have expected it to be primed to go off so late - after rush hour. However, the bus was pretty packed, so if that was the intention it certainly seems to have achieved its goal.

But why one on a bus and three in the tube? Were there other devices? If that one was not meant for the bus, where was it going?