Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Being British

Have a cup of tea and a choccy biccy.

Now have a lovely hot bath before throwing your poop into the street, catching bubonic plague and invading several smaller African countries, declaring that the "natives are restless".

Oh and don't forget to be all coy, yet arrogant and passive-aggressive. And complain lots, but don't do anything about it.

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