Maybe I will feel differntly one day but I have to tell you, I hate baby scan pictures. The proud parents are all like, oooh, oooh, look look at its little hands, and I am always thinking, dear god, that's a half-formed freakazoid alien. Kinda like when Jeff Goldblum puts the monkey in the teleporter in the remake of the fly and it emerges in the other pod inside-out, just before it explodes.
Babies - real babies are another matter, but what's so cute about a 3 1/2 month blob? Might as well cuddle my chicken eggs - before I turn them into a lovely omlette. Mmm omlettes.
I'm hungry.
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