Dulwich, London, UK

I was in the East Dulwich Tavern, in Dulwich last night with my friends John and Amy. I went into the toilet, for a slash, and overheard a man on the phone talking to his friend. He asked, "I am in Dulwich, where the fuck are you?"

Surely, more accurately, he should have asked, "I am in Dulwich, where the fuck am I?"