Obfuckate: (v): to take a seemingly working piece of code and implement a supplementary module, thereby rendering it less than useless.
Mork: a developer who frequently calls for help from above; as in “Mork calling Orson”.
Treeview: the need to overcomplicate a simple piece of code with a weighty GUI - “Can’t see the wood for the treeviews.”
dotnetit: (v): “why have one, when you can have two, at three times the price?”
UN resolution: a really great idea for a piece of software, which everybody knows will help business a great deal, but which you know everybody is going to ignore, and use a word/excel mail merge anyway.
war on terror: the act of developing a piece of software, ignoring all defined guidance and well-established practices. “We looked at all of the UN resolutions, then sent our troops in.”
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