Sunday, July 04, 2004

Nasty Birds

This letter was in the Metro the other day, in reply to a series of reader's letters regarding the subject of how nasty seagulls are and the fact that they have been seen to eat smaller birds such as sparrows:

"... why don't we arm the sparrows with metal spikes so that they can protect themselves? Or better yet we could replace the seagull's beaks with wax crayons then they might be encouraged to do something more artistic."

Fantastic suggestion.

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