The British Tourettes website.

I know, I'm going to hell for posting this. Tard Dance.

Oh oh oh! Airhockey online. I can see I'm not getting any work done today.

Level passwords are:

UR2COOL
PLAYGOLF
K9YTVS
N7LPER
NOSADB
2EG4CP
UIORMSS

Life can be rough for some people. Even for a pretty girl in New York City. In fact, life's roughness can sometimes be documented visually through the mugshots in your criminal arrest record.

Get your free web-based "I Hate Clowns" email address.

I found this banner on Davelog's site...

Ugly couches. (And no, 'couch' is not a derogatory word for a female - it does exactly what it says on the box).

Hamilton Electric Company has, quite possibly, the worst website I have ever seen. It looks like it was developed by an 8 year old toked-up crack-head with the finger painting add-in for Photoshop.

Oh, and check out the music. The last time I remember hearing that music was as David Copperfield made a Lion disappear on a Vegas stage.

This is a dictionary with a difference. All the words, but sorted by length.

Fake Animals Willys

Err!? Zeta Toys creates, amongst other things, silicone dildos shaped like animal appendages. For your amusement, there is the Grizzly Bear, Kangaroo and Dolphin.

I was watching a progam on the Discovery channel this afternoon about Sherrif Joe Arpaio in the US who runs a county jail in a very innovative manner. Now, I neither agree nor disagree with his methods (or, for that matter, his madness), but I will tell you where to view the jailcams.

This is an email of an ex-employee of The Carlyle Group, which he sent to all his friends back home. It did the rounds and legend has it that he was fired within 8 hours.

See it for yourself...

"So I've been in Korea for about a week and a half now and what can I say, LIFE IS GOOD....

I've got a spanking brand new 2000 sq. foot 3 bedroom apt. with a 200 sq. foot terrace running the entire length of my apartment with a view overlooking Korea's main river and nightline......Why do I need 3 bedrooms? Good question,.... the main bedroom is for my queen size bed,...where CHUNG is going to fuck every hot chick in Korea over the next 2 years (5 down, 1,000,000,000 left to go).... the second bedroom is for my harem of chickies, and the third bedroom is for all of you fuckers when you come out to visit my ass in Korea. I go out to Korea's finest clubs, bars and lounges pretty much every other night on the weekdays and everyday on the weekends to (I think in about 2 months, after I learn a little bit of the buyside business I'll probably go out every night on the weekdays). I know I was a stud in NYC but I pretty much get about, on average, 5-8 phone numbers a night and at least 3 hot chicks that say that they want to go home with me every night I go out. I love the buyside,.... I have bankers calling me everyday with opportunties and they pretty much cater to my every whim - you know (golfing events, lavish dinners, a night out clubbing). The guys I work with are also all chilll - I live in the same apt building as my VP and he drives me around in his Porsche (1 of 3 in all of Korea) to work and when we go out. What can I say,.... live is good,...

CHUNG is KING of his domain here in Seoul.....

So,.... all of you fuckers better keep in touch and start making plans to come out and visit my ass ASAP, I'll show you guys an unbelievable time....My contact info is below....

Oh, by the way,... someone's gotta start fedexing me boxes of domes [condoms],...I brought out about 40 but I think I'll run out of them by Saturday.....

Laters,
CHUNG

Peter Chung
The Carlyle Group"

and the aftermath...

A ton of email sigs.

American teenagers are ditching their own slang in favour of Brit-speak, thanks to the fictional diaries of an English schoolgirl. But first they need a translation... What does "Snog" mean?

America, if you really must learn English at least learn the good stuff.

It is truly amazing what you can buy from the web these days. It's also amazing that some organizations can stoop so low. Check out this infant offering from the online store of the NRA

I looked around for more information on the couple trying to sell the name of their baby for $500,000 and came across these imposters attempting pretty much the same thing.

Hey I don't make these, I just report on them. I make no apologies for this message about arguing on the internet.

Eminem's tour of Australia is to go ahead despite concerns about a sickening attitude to women, appallingly obscene language, an irresponsible attitude to sex and violence and of course, the dungarees. But Eminem said despite these shocking idiosyncrasies he was willing to judge Australians for himself.

This is a cool game from the guy that brought us the little stick man "Matrix" thing.

I seem to be hitting alot of the US services pages for some reason. I have decided to post them all up here in one go.

Army - shoot someone
Navy - drive a ship
Air Force - fly a plane
CIA - jobs
NSA - sshhh! jobs here
FBI - investigate

I knew there was a reason so many people want to be in the FBI.

Naval intelligence in the US? Never.

It's me, as an action figure.

Error 404: Page does not exist. Or does it? Hmm.

Toxic toons. Fantastic.

Thinking about getting a cat? If you think you might pop your clogs soon, you had better stock up on Kit-e-Cat and purchase an automatic cat feeder. Otherwise this may be the result

Help this guy find a whole deck of cards.

Ever wonder what the geeks in your english class ended up doing? Well, I found them. They all work here now. Losers.

If you're anywhere near the British Airways flightpaths over West London, watch the skies for these guys. They don't so much fly as plummet. There must be an easier way, really.

Bring a bottle, get your glad rags on and head over to the Action Figure Block Party.

Want to get out of work early? Need a headache? Try the headacher. Ow!

Holy crap! Brickshelf.com has the motherload of Lego instructions and catalog scans.

Bribe the devil for your afterlife with Hell Money. Archie MacPhee has other gems such as Angel Snot and the Psycho Shark.

I think being bored at work may become a recurring topic here. Planet Wally has the remedy.

Dear XXXX, you smell bad.

We all know someone who offends in some way but we're not always able to find the right words to bring the problem to their attention. Allow gentlehints.com to apprise the individual in a gentle and diplomatic manner while preserving your anonymity.

Do you have a desire to reclaim 1/3 of the globe? Do you always feel like apologising? Do you spell apologising with an 's'? Then you must be British. Check out BBC America's Best of British pages.

Pretend you're a Soviet smart bomb! Zoom in on the US. Right down to my house.

Two words that should not go together - ever. Trailer Park.

Science experiments you can do at home (or the office, as most of the equipment is there, and free).

The original All Your Base. Classic.

Did you ever sit in a dark room and wonder what was the number one record on the day you were born? No? Then you obviously haven't been born yet. You can check it here.

It's been a while since I bought an Ibiza album. I think I'll treat myself to this, it looks like the best Ibiza dance trance compilation compilation this week (well, since the one yesterday anyway).

Run over and check out Hairytongue. Apparently they don't like Ainsley Harriet or Jamie Oliver. I like them already.

You know, the morning commute is getting a little too heavy for my liking. I am thinking about getting myself one of these babies. I don't know how I'm going to get it on the train though.

This is me, as a cartoon

Man, you should see Paul dance

Play against an opponent online - it's MiniGolf

Awesome! Create your own track and race like Ayrton Senna.

Agelina Jolie Wet! Just for you Mike!

Okay, here we go. I have found a new and interesting way in which to express myself.

To start with, check out the conversations going on at The Conversatron