Pete's Birthday

I just turned 48, far as I know.

I think.

Never been good at maths, which may explain the £4,000,000 loss on NPI.

Swings and bottomless pits, still, “that’s business !” eh ?

If you’re looking for a present for me then you might like to look at these :

http://www.firebox.com/?dir=firebox&action=product&aff=1108&pid=415
http://www.carver-worldwide.com/Home/Index.asp?nc=1
http://www.seriouswheels.com/cars/top-2004-Volvo-Extreme-Gravity-Car.htm
http://www.gizmag.com/go/4681/gallery/

I think it’s probably a mid-life crisis.

Although it’s a strange one, because I’m thinking that they could all use diesel or sterling engines for economy.

And they could probbaly benefit from some sturdy driving gloves and a soft cloth cap.

Where on earth do they keep their maps ?

Do they have a glove compartment ?

Where do they store their gloves ?

Does the tax disc holder come as standard ?

These people just haven’t thought it through.

Central locking ? ABS ? ESD ? TDI ? GSO ? Satellite Navigation ? JHG ? NN3, 4TW ?

More than one of the previous may have been a postcode. I’m not sure. I’m old, now. It’s all meaningless.

But I do like a nice cup holder.

And some warm gloves.



Underwear is good too, but for different reasons