Morse Code

If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I'm going to say:

Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!!
Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!!
Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!!
Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!!

That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'fuck' in morse code.