The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

A person’s DVD collection is essentially a window into their soul. With that in mind Team Cool & Tough has put together this definitive list of movies no dude should have in their DVD collection, lest they run the risk of looking like a douchebag, and maybe even a homosexual douchebag.

If any of the following are currently sitting in your DVD collection, we recommend you rush home and burn your house down:

* The Notebook
* My Best Friend’s Wedding
* Legally Blonde
* Anything Sex in the City.
* You’ve Got Mail
* Anything with Hugh Grant.
* Pretty Woman
* Any movie where animals talk.
* P.S. I Love You
* Sleepless in Seattle
* Any movie starring an adult Drew Barrymore.
* Anything where characters spontaneously break out into song.
* Any “period piece” that doesn’t contain strong violence.
* Anything with Matthew McConaughey and some actress’s name above the title.
* Anything with Sandra Bullock not co-starring Keanu Reeves and not named Speed.
* Meet Joe Black
* Anything starring Patrick Swayze where he doesn’t violently kill someone.
* How Stella Got Her Groove Back
* Anything with Kate Hudson not named Almost Famous.
* 27 Dresses
* Any movie where there premise revolves around dancing.
* Anything starring Hilary Duff.
* The Bridges of Madison County
* Anything starring Bette Midler not named Drowning Mona.

* Fried Green Tomatoes
* Anything with Whoopie Goldberg.
* Grease
* Anything starring Pauly Shore.
* Love Actually
* Father of the Bride
* Anything where Dane Cook is supposed to be funny.
* Any season of Friends.
* Titanic
* Anything with subtitles not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
* White Chicks
* Any sequel not starring the original cast.
* Mean Girls
* Your wedding video.
* Any Star Wars prequel.
* Devil Wears Prada
* Any movie where a formerly awesome comedian dresses in a fat suit and/or drag.
* Clueless
* Any movie Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer had anything to do with.
* Waiting to Exhale
* Any movie starring J. Lo not named Out of Sight or U-Turn.
* Girl, Interrupted
* Any Wayans Brothers movie.
* Any movie with Madonna.
* A League of Their Own
* Anything Harry Potter related.
* The English Patient
* Any movie with homoerotic undertones that doesn’t lead to chicks making out.
* Steel Magnolias
* Any movie starring Cher.
* Thelma & Louise

So what we’re pretty telling you is: when in doubt, go Stallone.