I think this is brilliant, inexpensive and useful.
How many times have YOU been DRUNK and dropped your cigarette? I have, lots. See the problem is that the energy needed to keep hold of that fag is just too great to be diverted from the task of beer drinking.
The solution?
The BEERCIGALATOR!
Keeps your cigarette securely in place.
The BEERCIGALATOR in action
Yours for only £19.95, buy one, get one free! Available at all good WHSmiths, Rymans, and my hallway, after the postman has been.
Remeber to remove cigarette before it burns you, you twat.
How many times have YOU been DRUNK and dropped your cigarette? I have, lots. See the problem is that the energy needed to keep hold of that fag is just too great to be diverted from the task of beer drinking.
The solution?
The BEERCIGALATOR!
Keeps your cigarette securely in place.
The BEERCIGALATOR in actionYours for only £19.95, buy one, get one free! Available at all good WHSmiths, Rymans, and my hallway, after the postman has been.
Remeber to remove cigarette before it burns you, you twat.
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