Please, phone this number - 0800 097 4828. It's the number for the support department for a company called http://www.webhosting.uk.com - pretend your a thinking about buying hosting from them then ask a few choice questions:
What time is it?
Are jelly moulds compatible with a Windows server?
Can I connect to my database using a dvla dongle-sprocket?
How many roads must a man walk down?
Would you like a fish in your shoe?
Can I fist my database?
Can I pay in hedgehogs?
I would like to know why I am having problems with your skillet? I have gotten all the way to the clock out window and I have put in all my elephant details and it eggs. Why is the sky green?
Any others you can think of, please let me know how you get on.
Mike just phoned again:
"I just phoned him again, and told him I was James Brown, calling from British Telecom. I said we'd been getting complaints about his phone line, so could he tell me which Marmite switch his phone was on. He didn't know"
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