Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Powerful Versus

In case you've been living under a rock (or still think reading is where it's at), you may have missed the biggest trend in film since Jar Jar Binks heralded a new age in make-believe annoyance. I'm talking, of course, about versus movies.

Freddy Vs. Jason and Alien Vs. Predator were just the dual tips of this exceedingly idiotic iceberg. The versus genre - showcasing the art form of taking two iconic characters (or concepts) and forcefully smooshing them into a film that the American public will eat up like candy is hot. Not since the heyday of Godzilla, has the versus genre sent movie execs into a state of latte-induced foaming of the mouth. So, in my bid to cash in on this imbecilic trend, I give you five more versus movies that at least 125,000 people will probably pay to see.

http://www.thecheappop.com/vs.html

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