Thursday, October 25, 2007

XMAS XMAS XMAS

I just found my greatest geek xmas gift.


The Wi-Fi Detector Shirt

"Here at ThinkGeek we're pretty lazy when it comes to technology. We expect our gadgets to do all the busywork while we focus on the high level important tasks like reading blogs. That's why we hate to have to crack open our laptops just to see if there is any wi-fi internet access about... and keychain wi-fi detectors, we would have to actually remove them from our pockets to look at them. But now thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later."

Red Sox - World Series


Last night was game 1 of the world, at Fenway park. After much preamble and analysis the Red Sox smashed the pasties of the Colorado Rockies 13-1

I knew things were going to go Boston's way after the first inning where the Red Sox main man, Josh Beckett, pitched a strike out then the Sox' Pedroia led off the bottom of the first inning by belting a solo homer that cleared the Green Monster by inches. Pedroia became the second player in World Series history to lead off the first inning of Game 1 with a home run.

The Red Sox didn't stop there against Francis. Youkilis roped a double to right-center. With one out, Ramirez laced an RBI single to left. Drew stroked an RBI double.

Then the Red Sox broke it open with seven in the fifth.

Woo hoo, bring it on game 2.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

DI.FM


From Goa to PsyTrance, from Progressive to Hard Dance, Di.fm has the lot. Stream MP3 or windows media direct from the site. Me? I use it to zone out whilst at work. I find that proper banging choons upside my head enables the calm I so desire.

In short, di.fm fucking ROCKS!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Create a Fart Machine


It's totally worth it...

http://www.flabber.nl/archief/021853.php

Losers Blame Referees

New Zealand's reaction to defeat by France was predictably - and by now familiarly - lugubrious. But sadness was animated by some waspish criticism of referee Wayne Barnes. The sin-binning of Luke McAlister and the forward pass in the build-up to the winning try by Yannick Jauzion provoked a storm of ref-bashing on all the outlets known to modern humankind.

It took a Kiwi to deal with the Kiwi outrage. 'Grow up,' said head of refereeing at the International Rugby Board, Paddy O'Brien.

O'Brien has been nothing but a success in the job. 'If you have a problem with referees, talk to us.' This has been his mantra from day one. 'Don't blaze away without knowing the full story.'

He has invited anyone who wishes to see the ways of elite referees to their workshops. Maybe I was brainwashed - there may be some proselytising in the new openness - but I left one such session at the Lensbury Club in London with two impressions. First, rugby is faster and more complicated than ever at the topmost level. Second, the refs could not work harder to keep their error-rate low.

New Zealand did not lose to France because of the forward pass. The momentum of the game had already swung. The All Blacks had started imperiously but France were on an irresistible surge.

No side plays the referee better than the All Blacks. The difference between cheating and realising faster than most what the referee will not notice at, say, the breakdown, is fine to the point of non-existent. And nobody reacts quicker to the interpretation of the hour than your rugby-playing New Zealander.

New Zealand, that is, make life as demanding for the rugby referee as they possibly can. They are looking for as much of an advantage from him as they are from their opponents. It is all part of their game. If referee Barnes missed in the blink of an eye a forward pass, it is all part of the circumstances they have created. So, get over it.

As for the sin-binning of McAlister it should be shown in future seminars of a perfect example of how subtle fouls - a check off the ball - can be as disruptive as a spear-tackle. McAlister was spotted. Excellent work by the referee.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Launchball


Launchball is a great little game from the Science Museum.

http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/launchpad/launchball/

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Mature Rugby Team?

All Blacks coach Graham Henry mounted a stirring defence of his side's character after arriving back in Christchurch today.

He made a point of emphasising the development and maturity of the 30-man squad during a four year reign tarnished by last weekend's shock quarterfinal loss to France in Cardiff.

He was clearly unaware of the drama involving the All Blacks' leading try scorer, Doug Howlett.

Reports suggested Howlett was jumping on cars and a hotel room had also been trashed. The NZRU later confirmed that two cars parked in the hotel's car park were damaged in the incident.

Howlett was not among the 17 players who arrived back in New Zealand today after losing to France in the World Cup quarterfinals.

Police said a 29-year-old man had been arrested on suspicion of causing criminal damage to two vehicles outside the Hilton in London.

A Scotland Yard spokesman told NZPA the incident happened at 3am yesterday (3pm NZT).

The man was taken to the police station where he was later bailed, the spokesman said.

It was not known if he had been ordered to stay in the country as part of the bail conditions, but he was expected to report to Heathrow police at the end of the month.

Heh, Bad LOSERS?

http://stuff.co.nz/4232896a10.html

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Question...

Q: What do you call 15 guys sitting around the TV watching the Rugby World Cup final?

A: The All Blacks

Courtesy of Marx Marx, and Spew Zealand for LOSING. Ahahahaha. Will this joke ever grow old?

Greatest Try of All-Time?


Watch the Barbarian run that results in the try. The guy who collects the ball from the Spew Zealand kick is none other than Phil Bennett - My second cousin.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Spew Zealand stunned by All Blacks' exit

Before:

During:

After:


"The All Blacks' dramatic early exit from the Rugby World Cup has sent shockwaves through rugby-obsessed New Zealand.

There were tears of disbelief among stunned Kiwi supporters as they watched France come from behind to beat the tournament hot favourites 20-18 in Cardiff."

From the BBC News website - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7032466.stm

What makes this story all the better is that the quarter-final elimination was the All Black's worst-ever World Cup performance

"Within minutes of the final whistle, New Zealand supporters were venting their disappointment and frustration through telephone texts and radio talkback.

Parents described children as inconsolable. Others talked of family or workmates reduced to tears."

Oh, oh, what makes it better than that is the referee was English, ahahahaha.

In an online poll by New Zealand's TV3 network, 55% of respondents blamed referee Barnes for the loss, but New Zealand's own Paddy O'Brien, who heads the International Rugby Board referee's panel, told TV3 that the loss could not be blamed on refereeing. He said, "We've got to remember that France played very, very well, and as a country I think we have got to grow up."

New Zealand radio commentator Murray Deaker was among those who blasted the All Blacks, claiming they lacked intelligence under pressure.

"Sadly, we are a dumb rugby nation," he said. "We don't play the big matches well. On the big occasions we choke."

In downtown Auckland, Cock & Bull Tavern duty manager Ric Togapuna watched in disbelief.

"The referee cost us the game," he said. "Heaps of French errors went unpunished."

Former All Black Stu Wilson believes the team wasted too many opportunities.

So there you have it, Spew Zealand LOST - the public blame it on the ref, but those in the know, i.e. the actual professionals, blame it on the immature team.

I guess there's one thing to come out of it - finally Spew Zealanders show emotion for something, anything.

So Macs are More Reliable huh?

Apple's new iMac has been plagued by random—but reproducible for some—freezing issues, and it appears that the ATI Radeon HD graphics card and its drivers could be to blame. According to users participating in official Apple support discussions (here and here), the iMac continues to run during the freeze, but users are unable to control the programs with mouse clicks or keyboard commands without rebooting. Apple is apparently aware of the issue, but at this point, no official fix has been released. Some users have even reported that the latest round of video driver updates have made the problem worse.

Full story at Gizmodo

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Thanks NZ - Thanks for the Karma

I really have to thank both spew zealand tonight for adding a healthy dose of karma to an otherwise exciting saturday evening.

I really wish I could convey via a text message just how much I am laughing.

(o:

France 20 - NZ 18

AHHHHHHH YEAH!!!

FRANCE just beat spew zealand to knock them out of the Rugby World Cup and advance to the semi-final stage where they will play England next Saturday 13th October.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/7030471.stm

FRANCE winners

spew zealand - LOSERS!

Did I mention that the 'scary-mary' all blacks are LOSERS?

Even the little disco-dance they do before the match couldn't save them.

England BEAT Australia

The outsiders beat the favourites

12-10

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/7030422.stm

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Killer Coding Ninja Monkeys


I know they do, because I am one of them.

Giant spider moves to Thames

A giant spider took up residence on the banks of the River Thames on Wednesday, but Arachnophobes can relax -- it doesn't bite or even move.

The nine metre (30 feet) high and wide creature is made of bronze, stainless steel and marble and is the creation of renowned artist Louise Bourgeois.

Created in 1999 and named Maman in tribute to the artist's mother, its appearance outside the Tate Modern art gallery is the first time it has been on display outdoors in Britain.

The Elegant Universe

You can watch the Elegant Universe on the PBS website. Just in case you couldn't finish the book.

Press the Spacebar

and presenting for my 700th post I present

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The Evolution of Dance

This Is Sparta!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Could You Get A Job at Google?

Can you pass the Google test?

Could you get a job with Google?

There's only one way to find out.

A fabulous blog post from Tihomir Nakov records some of the questions put to a friend seeking a job with the company.

Here they are:

1. How many golf balls can you fit in a school bus?

2. You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?

3. How much should you charge to wash all the windows in Seattle?

4. How would you find out if a machine’s stack grows up or down in memory?

5. Explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew.

6. How many times a day does a clock’s hands overlap?

7. You have to get from point A to point B. You don’t know if you can get there. What would you do?

8. Imagine you have a closet full of shirts. It’s very hard to find a shirt. So what can you do to organize your shirts for easy retrieval?

9. Every man in a village of 100 married couples has cheated on his wife. Every wife in the village instantly knows when a man other than her husband has cheated, but does not know when her own husband has. The village has a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must kill him that very day. The women of the village would never disobey this law. One day, the queen of the village visits and announces that at least one husband has been unfaithful. What happens?

10. In a country in which people only want boys, every family continues to have children until they have a boy. if they have a girl, they have another child. if they have a boy, they stop. what is the proportion of boys to girls in the country?

11. If the probability of observing a car in 30 minutes on a highway is 0.95, what is the probability of observing a car in 10 minutes (assuming constant default probability)?

12. If you look at a clock and the time is 3:15, what is the angle between the hour and the minute hands? (The answer to this is not zero!)

13. Four people need to cross a rickety rope bridge to get back to their camp at night. Unfortunately, they only have one flashlight and it only has enough light left for seventeen minutes. The bridge is too dangerous to cross without a flashlight, and it’s only strong enough to support two people at any given time. Each of the campers walks at a different speed. One can cross the bridge in 1 minute, another in 2 minutes, the third in 5 minutes, and the slow poke takes 10 minutes to cross. How do the campers make it across in 17 minutes?

14. You are at a party with a friend and 10 people are present including you and the friend. your friend makes you a wager that for every person you find that has the same birthday as you, you get $1; for every person he finds that does not have the same birthday as you, he gets $2. Would you accept the wager?

15. How many piano tuners are there in the entire world?

16. You have eight balls all of the same size. 7 of them weigh the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the ball that is heavier by using a balance and only two weighings?

17. You have five pirates, ranked from 5 to 1 in descending order. The top pirate has the right to propose how 100 gold coins should be divided among them. But the others get to vote on his plan, and if fewer than half agree with him, he gets killed. How should he allocate the gold in order to maximize his share but live to enjoy it? (Hint: One pirate ends up with 98 percent of the gold.)

One of his readers has a tilt at answering them (scroll down to Tom).

But actually I think the answer to all the questions is easier - Google them. So, for instance, you can discover the best estimate of the number of piano tuners in the world. It is made by William Poundstone who estimates it at 20,000

Friday, September 21, 2007

10 Most Amazing Temples


A great article here about the ten most amazing temples in the world. And they really are quite spectacular.

10 Most Amazing Temples

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Omnikron



Canadian + French electro hip hop. Sounds like it shouldn't work, but it does.

... as I Possibly Can

It's been one of those days where at work people keep saying to me things "we need to do this as fast as we possibly can", or "you need to fix this as fast as you possibly can". Well I've got a few requirements of that nature myself today. So here's my list of things that I want to add "as fast as I possibly can" to.

I want to get out of work
I want to go to the pub
I want to drink beer
I want to get drunk

Amazing Architectural Wonders

Architectural Wonders - HQ Wallpapers 64 Images… World on Your Desktop… Enjoy…


Architectural Wonders

Britney at the VMAs

It is truly awful. Man she's really let herself go...

Leave Britney Alone

This "man" wants you to leave Britney alone. He means it. Leave her alone otherwise he might do something - like cry more.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Iron Man trailer

The trailer for Iron Man looks great (althought it looks a little bit like some of the scenes from Team America). Please, please don't let this go the same way as Ghost Rider - especially as I just found out Nic Cage wanted to play the part of Iron man.

Iron Man Trailer

Ghost Caught on Camera

Wow, this is amazing.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Two of my Favourite Things



Cake + PHP = CakePHP

"Cake is a rapid development framework for PHP which uses commonly known design patterns like ActiveRecord, Association Data Mapping, Front Controller and MVC. Our primary goal is to provide a structured framework that enables PHP users at all levels to rapidly develop robust web applications, without any loss to flexibility."

Nice one guys, keeping the dream alive!

Mee's Been at the Photoshop



I do NOT have hamster cheeks. I repeat, I do NOT have hamster cheeks.

Adam's Birthday Party



This album is from a few weeks ago, at the birthday party the other Adam I work with. There's a pattern emerging here - in all of these albums there always a picture of me kissing someone (or someone planting one on me) and at least one of me holding multiple drinks (this on is four).

Friday Night at the Longacre


So after the MONSTROUSLY MASSIVE week that saw the Google table football party, the MSN party, England football friendly against Germany, and the AD.com media party, this is what was left of us on the Friday night, at the Longacre in Covent Garden.

Friday Night Bowling



Last Friday night, we went bowling at the Trocadero. The lanes opened at 7pm, and so did my liver.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Nose Propellor

I think this is real, and I think it's done with the tiny little hairs on the end of one's nose.

I want to see this done in real life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbUeX8ZPUmA

Random MP3 Search Player

Remeber a while ago somebody figured out how to perform Google open directory searches to find MP3s? Well some other clever bastard made an application out of it that plays the random tracks it finds. Not that it's always a goldmine, but interesting to have on in the background.

http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/play.php

Robert DeNiro Teaches Emo How To Act

Feed The Head

I have no idea what the point of this little thing is, but the possibilities are great and it's kept me amused for the past 45 minutes now.

http://www.feedthehead.net/

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Transparent Toaster

What a brilliant idea! A transparent toaster so you can see exactly when your toast is the perfect shade of black, erm I mean brown. For me my toast is perfect when it just beginning to get burnt.



Too bad it's only a concept right now.

Cool Ventriloquist

Ok, so I mostly hate ventriloquists, I can't help but think of Keith harris and Orville (shudder) scarey, and I didn't like Orville either. Spit the dog was funny, but this guy just goes the extra inch...

http://www.flabber.nl/archief/021451.php

Overheard in New York

Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.
Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.
Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?
Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.
Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.

link

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Word Definition

No, this one's not from dictionary.com, but extremely useful nonetheless:

floordrobe n. A pile of discarded clothes on the floor of a person’s room. [Blend of floor and wardrobe.]

Cadburys Advert

I just saw this on the gogglebox. Heaven knows what is has to do with chocolate, but it's brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol_2z3AcSbA

It does, however, appear to be a blatant rip-off of a previous commercial for west49.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18BcWQsljvU

Oh, wait, that's what creative agencies do isn't it?

Top 1000 Songs of the 80s

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