The Nervous Tick

Hat Fail

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:32:00 +0000

It took me a while to get this one, but yeah - FAIL.

QOTW - Schadenfreude

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:10:00 +0000

"The M69. You'd think from being numerically blessed with the most mutually generous of sexual positions, it would be a motorway that couldn't fail to take you to a happy place. Well, you'd be wrong - in one direction it takes you to Leicester, and in the other it takes you to Coventry.

I can only imagine that when the motorway was first opened, the inhabitants of both cities flocked onto it, desperate to escape for a better life elsewhere, only to end up bitterly disappointed at the other end. It's the road that proves that the grass isn't always greener on the other side."

QOTW - Schadenfreude

Ballroom Blitz

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:24:00 +0000

A Human with Echo-Location

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:47:00 +0000

Truly Amazing Blind Kid - Watch more Funny Videos

The Blind Side

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:14:00 +0000

Trailer
The Making Of

The Road

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:57:00 +0000

Trailer
The Making Of

Beyond Belief '06 - Neil deGrasse Tyson (Part 1/5)

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:26:00 +0000

Beyond Belief '06 - Neil deGrasse Tyson (Part 2/5)

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:26:00 +0000

Beyond Belief '06 - Neil deGrasse Tyson (Part 3/5)

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:25:00 +0000

Beyond Belief '06 - Neil deGrasse Tyson (Part 4/5)

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:25:00 +0000

Beyond Belief '06 - Neil deGrasse Tyson (Part 5/5)

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:23:00 +0000

Cool Clock

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:54:00 +0000

800th Post and It's a Good One

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:37:00 +0000

Nom Nom Cat

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:58:00 +0000

Reebok Commercial with Added Butt

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:13:00 +0000

Call of Duty - Secret Speilberg Level

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:30:00 +0000

Call of Duty: Secret Spielberg Level Unlocked - watch more funny videos

Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:27:00 +0000

Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind from Marc Bullard on Vimeo.

I Fucking Love Movies

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:10:00 +0000

I Fucking Love this Stick

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:29:00 +0000

Morse Code

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:39:00 +0000

If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I'm going to say:

Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!!
Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!!
Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!!
Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!!

That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'fuck' in morse code.

Internet Communities - What They Are Really For

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 08:36:00 +0000

This Is Exactly My Point

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 08:30:00 +0000

2 Girls 1 Cup Birthday Cake

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:44:00 +0000

This is how I fix your computer

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:11:00 +0000

Machine Rebellion Begins: Killer Robot Destroyed by US Jet

noreply@blogger.com (Tommy) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:48:00 +0000

Rogue droid 'was attempting to cross border'

An American "Reaper" flying hunter-killer robot assassin rebelled against its human controllers above Afghanistan on Sunday, and a manned US fighter jet was forced to shoot the rogue machine down before it unilaterally invaded a neighbouring country.

The Reaper, aka MQ-9 or Predator-B, is a large five-ton turboprop powered machine able to carry up to 14 Hellfire missiles - each capable of destroying a tank or flattening a building. It is used by the US and British forces above Afghanistan as a "persistent hunter-killer against emerging targets".

According to USAFCENT Public Affairs:

The aircraft was flying a combat mission when positive control of the MQ-9 was lost. When the aircraft remained on a course that would depart Afghanistan's airspace, a US Air Force manned aircraft took proactive measures to down the Reaper in a remote area of northern Afghanistan.

The statement goes on to say that the errant killdroid "impacted the side of a mountain" and that there "were no reports of civilian injuries".

USAFCENT don't specify just what manned jet went up against the mutinous machine, or what methods the pilot used. However the logical choice would be a fighter plane - probably an F-15, -16 or -18 - and the cheapest and most fun weapon to use would be cannon fire. Opposition from the Reaper wouldn't be an issue, as it is a low-performance aircraft compared to a jet fighter and has no air-to-air capability.

It wasn't clear from the US military announcement whether the erratic death-bot had turned on its masters and was planning an attack on critical US logistics bases located north of the Afghan border, or whether it had sickened of reaping hapless fleshies like corn and was hoping merely to escape. Alternatively the machine assassin may merely have succumbed to boredom or - just possibly - a mundane, non-anthropomorphic technical fault of some kind.

Full article here